I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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