If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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