No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We had sex on a dog bed..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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