So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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