Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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