So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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