no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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