I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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