Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I will be naked everywhere
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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