Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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