The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You made out with two different species that night
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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