I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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