I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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