If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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