? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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