That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
