i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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