so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just fell off a train. Bad.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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