READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
the liver wants what the liver wants
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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