I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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