so let's talk penis.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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