new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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