We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
All the doctor said was why
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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