You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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