Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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