She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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