READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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