Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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