The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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