We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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