I heard we made out
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
only you would photoshop your dick
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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