I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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