Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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