Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
