ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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