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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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