turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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