try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
