Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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