Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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