Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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