therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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