Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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