Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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