real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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