We need to rekindle our bromance
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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