Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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