My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
where are my eyebrows?
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