My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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