i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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