I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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