Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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