just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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