First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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