did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
whose ass print is on the piano?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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