My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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