I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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